These are some classic ad bloopers, from Richard’s Lederer’s classic treasury of bloopers, “Anguished English: an Anthology of Accidental Insults upon our Language.” Enjoy. Newbury Street Coiffure: Affordable: an alternative to looking good Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra […]
Thankful Thoughts
As I look at it this year, the sentiment seems even more compelling. I hope you agree. Like many people, at this time of the year I think about the things for which I am grateful. This year’s list is particularly long because I fractured my shoulder in August. The pain and limited range of […]
Thankful Thoughts on a Fractured Shoulder, Revisited
I am re-posting last year’s Thanksgiving message because it seems even more timely this year. Last year, I was recovering from a fractured shoulder. During the recovery, I realized I had taken for granted so many everyday activities. As I look at the list this year, I realize I am even more grateful that I […]
Disorder in the Court
These are from “Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History” by Charles M. Sevilla (ISBN #: 0393319288). Evidently, people actually said these things in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: What gear were you in at the […]
Daffy Directions
For the holidays. Some fun items a friend sent me. These are supposed to be actual instructions on these products. Enjoy. On a Sears hairdryer “Do not use while sleeping.” (And that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. […]
Daffy Directions
A friend sent these, which are supposed to be actual instructions on these products. Enjoy. On a Sears hairdryer “Do not use while sleeping.” (And that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.” (The shoplifter’s special?) On […]
