These are some classic ad bloopers, from Richard’s Lederer’s classic treasury of bloopers, “Anguished English: an Anthology of Accidental Insults upon our Language.” Enjoy.
Newbury Street Coiffure: Affordable: an alternative to looking good
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too!
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Stock up and save. Limit one.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Used cars. Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-too-find person.
Auto repair service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once. You’ll never go anywhere again.
Semi-annual after-Christmas sale
And now, the Superstore: unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.