A friend sent these to me. They are supposed to be real newspaper headlines. Enjoy.
Bugs Flying Around with Wings are Flying Bugs
Statistics Show that Teen Pregnancy Drops off Significantly after Age 25
Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons
Marijuana Issue Sent to a Joint Committee
Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police
17 Remain Dead in Morgue Shooting Spree
Worker Suffers Leg Pain after Crane Drops 800-pound Ball on his Head
Bridges Help People Cross Rivers
Study Shows Frequent Sex Enhances Pregnancy Chances
Meeting on Open Meetings is Closed
Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney
Hospitals Resort to Hiring Doctors
Man with 8 DUIs Blames Drinking Problem
New Sick Policy Requires 2-day Notice
Parents Keep Kids Home to Protest School Closure
Starvation Can Lead to Health Hazards
Miracle Cure Kills Fifth Patient
